What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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What condiment has wings?
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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
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What position does lemonade play in baseball?
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What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?