What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How does a barber get to work?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?