What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
You're loco-motive!
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which cats have the best manners?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do bees buzz?