Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?