What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Sundays.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why do bees buzz?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?