Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?