Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How do birds threaten one another?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?