What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a short cow?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?