What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?