Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?