Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the salad say to its dad?
It's allergy season again?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?