What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why is a doctor always calm?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?