What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is a table you can eat?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?