What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why is furniture so generous?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What car always breaks the rules?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why was the math book sad?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How do horses navigate at night?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?