What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Slippers.
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do bees buzz?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you give a sick pig?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?