What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
How do birds threaten one another?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How does a cow do math?
What job did the corn on the cob get?