Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's the richest basketball team?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?