What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Stop wolfing your food down!
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
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What did the octopus use to write his novel?
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What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?