What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?