What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why was the math book sad?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?