Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?