What do you call the pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Which state has the best streets?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Which subject has two parts?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?