What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why do cows go to New York?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the fish blush?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which parent knows if you are running late?