Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do chips wear socks?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What bee is good for your health?
What time of day was Adam created?