Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
When do astronauts eat?