Why is golf harder than baseball?
In golf, you have to play your foul balls!
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's the most determined bird?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why was the bee sad?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?