Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
A craw-dad.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which cats love to be petted?
Which musician loves to make chili?
When do mice play every day?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
When does a horse talk?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How does a penguin build its house?
