What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What does Santa order at the bar?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?