Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do vampires always look sick?