Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?