Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
It kept raining cats and dogs.
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the foal cough?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Who are Frosty's parents?