What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How can you farm during the winter?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why was the storm actually calm?