What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?