How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?