What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
How do you make antifreeze?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?