What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Her fairy grandmother.
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you give a sick pig?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?