Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How do bees get to school?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
How do you get straight A's?