Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What makes music in your hair?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?