Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why was the math book sad?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What animal likes to party the most?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How was the wedding?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?