In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's the politest month?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?