Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do naked fish play with?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why are winter days great?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
That bird won't stop squawking.