What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Disc-o.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What birds always travel in twos?
Where do cows go for lunch?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?