What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Disc-o.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?