Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?