What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?