What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What does the sun drink out of?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?