Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where do actors go to pray?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
I broke my finger!
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?