Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
He had huge mooscles.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.