Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
He had huge mooscles.
What do you call a tired tree?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?