Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why do hogs play so much football?