Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It never goes over very well.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Bears love exotic cars.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why was the cow afraid?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the moth so unpopular?