What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?