What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What does an evil hen lay?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?