My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?