My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
Which singer could always break a five?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
How do fireflies start a race?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What bird is losing its hair?
What is a cow's dream job?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do bees chew?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?