Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you give a sick lemon?