What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
What game do bats excel at?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
