Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
How do you organize a space party?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Who is friends with everyone at school?