Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
Which cats love to be petted?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which singer could always break a five?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a tired tree?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What sport requires no movement at all?