What kind of store would a dog own?
A licker store.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's a pirate's favorite color?