Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What game do cows play at parties?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?