What do cows say when you milk them?
I'm udderly thankful.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's the ocean's favorite song?